No more need to cut self into half.  I attended the earlier half of Jacky's party and the later half of Makat's.  Meal at Jacky's and dessert at Makat's.  Ha.

0 18th birthday parties missed so far.

ME: 18 shots ako sa party.
MOM: 18?!  Meron palang ganun?
ME: Oo 'no! (akala ayaw pa-shotin)
MOM: (akala 18 shots ang iinumin ko)

'Sa pang shot!

Good News: It's Makat's birthday party on the 13th of March.
           It's Jacky's birthday party on the 13th of March.
Bad News:  It's Makat's birthday party on the 13th of March.
           It's Jacky's birthday party on the 13th of March.
All of those who are turning 18 this year, you undoubtedly know what I am talking about.  This year is party year!  Everyone's turning eighteen.  Because most of my friends are human and female, and because that's how it works where I live, birthday party invitations emerge from every direction.  I once swore I'm going to attend every single one of them...  until this predicament came:  2 parties, one friggin' night. 
Now weighing pros and cons... cancelled.
Searching for peace of mind... error #00425.
Deciding... done.
Loading decision...
DECISION:  Divide self into two and show up in both.

I don't understand your frame of mind at this instance of time.  Your mood is swinging as much as the weather changes nowadays.  WHAT'S UP?!  Is it because of the luscious professor you ate for dinner?  It seems that you are psychiatrically disordered.  I'm sorry for being histrionical but...  YOUR INSANITY IS FORCING ITSELF INTO MY VEINS!  I mean, hey, your disease is contagious, transmittable, spreadable, infectious, communicable!  It's making me laugh.  It's making me irritated.  It's making me mad!  Now, I've got new friends: 

BoobooChacha - The man who thinks he's a monkey. His motto is: "Don't push the river, let it flow."
<no name> - The catatonic who never tells what he feels inside.
Papa - The girl who thinks she's a frog.  She wants a love that she can see.  Her way of speaking depends on her mood.  For example, when she's feeling cono, she says, "Ribbit ribbit".  When she's feeling jolog, she says, "Kokak kokak".  When she's feeling japanese, she says "Kero kero".
Ching Ching - The girl who thinks she's a dog because her ex-boyfriend called her a bitch.  She becomes a werewolf at night.
Robert a.k.a. Lulu (as in Luka Luka) - Secret friend.

I need medication.  We need medication.

***to be continued*** 

***Note: Random order***

1. Ms. Ettie Miranda
Is it because I never really liked (no, i didn't hate them) my past music teachers?  Inspire more.
2. Ms. Karen Manahan
Let's just say Hamlet is the first Shakespeare novel I've ever read.  Never got this interested.
3. Ms. Gaye Samson
No, A.P. isn't my favorite subject.  I hated it since Grade 4... until a teacher came along.
4. Ms. Grace Roa
I miss mathematics with you.
5. Ms. Nancy Fernandez
Annoyingly, you don't find me as annoying as many does.
6. Ms. Ana Hilario
Take me where I belong.  You know something the majority doesn't.
7. Ms. Olalde
Lovable indeed.  Those who have left probably never left you.
8. Ms. Michelle Basilia
A hug for a teacher.  A little confidence for me.
9. Ms. Karen Arcilla
You believed.
10. Ms. Ofelia Rotairo
You still remember my name?
11. Ms. Simone Moran
<la la la la la...>
12. Ms. Tina Isaac
Because you don't hate me and you don't ignore me.
13. Sir Ari Uy
Someone I thought I'd never like.  You know you're good.
14. Sir Beni De Los Reyes
Self-explanatory.
15. Sir Louie Lorenzo
One cool dude.
16. Sir Mark Esguerra
He says hi to me first!  (Hi Vida!) Eats with his students!
17. Sir Ruel Garlit
Attention class.

***WARNING: This is not for you.***

<_yoohog> sige lang labas lang ng labas!
<_yoohog> slide pa!
<+cyphon> e binabalik lang ako dito everytime tn-try ko magslide e!
<+cyphon> maghintay ka nga.
<_yoohog> *siksik*
<+cyphon> anak ka naman ng ilong e, maghintay ka diyan. 
<+cyphon> wait for your turn.
<_yoohog> *siksik*
<+cyphon> aray, di na ko makaalis dito.  ang kulit mo e.
<_yoohog> shiyet, ako rin.
--------- 30 minutes
<_yoohog> alam ko na, i have a plan.
<+cyphon> pag ito hindi gumana a!
<_yoohog> *buzz buzz buzz*
<+cyphon> a ok!  sige.  1,2,3...
<_yoohog> tickle tickle tickle tickle...
<+cyphon> oochie oochie goochie...
<_yoohog> malapit na, sige pa!
<_yoohog> ayan na, ayan na...
<_yoohog> AYAN NA!
<+cyphon> *SUPER SLIDE* aaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!
<_yoohog> *SUPER SLIDE* aaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!
--------- *squirt*
<_yoohog> pare, bagong mundo.
<+cyphon> oo nga e, mukhang maninigas ata tayo dito.

I left the window beside my bed open.  What a sight.
An unfinished house with some weeds in front.
And the weather's not fine but it's not that bad.
Its mood changes as often as people upgrade phones.
So this is how the hair feels
when a woman blowdries it after a shower.
It's worse than that.
At least the hair looks better after.
A blowdried human being stinks and STICKS.
Summer in the city is just as bad as the city in the summer.

Summer...

Noise noise!  Any kind will do.
Hot hot!  Under the sun.
Swim swim!  Under the sea.
Free free!  No school work to do.

School work...

Okay, you got me.  I'm up.
Get me out of here!